London Stalling
Okay, I'm sick of talking about the London trip. Blah blah swanky hotel blah blah roundabouts blah blah cheap drugs blah blah fancy prostitutes blah blah blah (I'm kidding Amy, of course. The drugs were expensive as hell.)
Anyway, I wanna talk about something else now. Soooo....any ideas?
posted by Hubbard @ 9:08 PM
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OK, here's a uniquely American topic....
The fucking Lions. What in the world is Matt Millen doing? Are his ingrown mustache hairs invading his brain? How are they going to make use of six, I am not exaggerating SIX (OK, I'm exaggerating, five) quarterbacks under contract who are incapable of driving a team to a winning touchdown with a minute and a half left and two timeouts? Let me see if I can do a little math here...They spent a little over three million each on Kitna and McCown, an undisclosed (presumably due to shame) amount on King (maybe $1 million), and will clear something like $4.5 million when they dump Joey. That adds up to somewhere around $10-15 million. What did the Saints give Drew Brees? Did someone sit down in a conference room and say "Brees is looking for $10 million a year, should we go for it?" and someone else said, "Nah, let's spend about the same amount on Jon Kitna, Shaun King, and Josh McCown" and the boss said "I LIKE IT!!"
I know, it's just the Lions being the Lions. But what does Matt Millen make? Because I'm pretty sure I can live on half, whatever it is. I'll grow the mustache if that's a requirement....
And Joey will lead whatever team he lands on deep into the playoffs. It's depressing as hell. But hey, there's always the Tigers! Tearing up the pre-season!
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